The Stuffed Animal Company — HYPEREVM

Just a plush.

The stuffed animal company. $900M in profit. Zero plush sold. Six product lines. Thirty-four units. One still in stock.

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CA 0xPLUS…HOLDHYPEREVM · EST. ON HYPER · 34 ON THE SHELF
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SHOP /6 products · 1 in stock

The plush.

Six product lines. Very limited runs. Stock is whatever is on the shelf.

Cabinet CatCabinet Cat, side viewSold out

Cabinet Cat

10 HYPE
HL-CAT-001

12 made · 12 on the cabinet

Ships from: the cabinet

Monitor SharkMonitor Shark, side viewSold out

Monitor Shark

25 HYPE
HL-SHK-001

1 made · perched since 2024

Ships from: the monitor

Monitor LizardMonitor Lizard, side view

Monitor Lizard

100 HYPE
HL-LIZ-001

In stock: 1 (the last one)

Ships from: the monitor

Monitor KoalaMonitor Koala, side viewSold out

Monitor Koala

25 HYPE
HL-KOA-001

1 made · not for sale

Ships from: the monitor

Monitor PenguinMonitor Penguin, side viewSold out

Monitor Penguin

25 HYPE
HL-PNG-001

1 made · refuses to ship

Ships from: the monitor

Monitor DragonMonitor Dragon, side viewSold out

Monitor Dragon

25 HYPE
HL-DRG-001

1 made · guards the build server

Ships from: the monitor

OUR STORY /A company biography

She thinks we make these.

We make stuffed animals. At least, the person who cleans our office thinks so.

There are 34 of them. Twelve cats on the cabinet. A shark, a lizard, a koala, a penguin and a dragon sitting on the monitors like gargoyles.

Most of them belong to one engineer. His wife said no more at home.

We never corrected her.

The source

COLOSSUS · JUNE 2026

“Beyond the Sky” — the Hyperliquid profile.

The story is real. The cleaner, the cabinet, the engineer — all 34 of them.

Read the article ↗archived ↗

p.s. — his handle has a lizard in it.

The office at night: plush cats on a filing cabinet, a plush shark and penguin perched on monitors
34plush in the office
12cats on the cabinet
11employees
0VC dollars
THE PLUSHENING /From flat to the cabinet

The plushening.

01 FLATNo stuffing. No conviction.

Every plush starts flat.
What fills it is Hyper.

Eggs break. Eggs hatch. Eggs expire. Plush doesn't.

Eggs accepted at checkout →
REVIEWS /4.2 average · 6 reviews

Verified purchases.

★★★★★
“Lovely little company. They work so late making the toys.”

— The cleaner

Verified visitorMar 2026 · 34 found this helpful
★★★★★
“Told him no more at home. He brought them to work.”

— The engineer's wife

Verified householdJan 2026 · 900 found this helpful
★★★★★
“Clean office. Lots of cats.”

— Facilities

Verified purchaseFeb 2026 · 12 found this helpful
★★★★★
“Sat on a monitor for a year. Nobody moved me.”

— The dragon

Verified perchSince 2025 · 25 found this helpful
★★★★★
“Not fragile.”

— Former egg holder

Verified switchAug 2026 · 100 found this helpful
★★★★★
“Soft hands. Strong hold.”

— Anonymous whale

Verified on-chainAug 2026 · 999 found this helpful
ARCADE /5 coins · no refunds

The Claw.

The claw moves at market speed. Tap, click or space to drop it. On the way back it starts slipping — tap again to hold on.

SCORE 0COINS 5BEST 0RANK Dropped

Insert nothing.

Tap to start · space or tap drops the claw

PLUSH ARCADE SYSTEM — 01

0 — Dropped · 50 — Grabbed · 120 — Shelf · 250 — Cabinet · 500 — Monitor Gargoyle

CART /1 item · never ships

One plush. One contract.

THE STUFFED ANIMAL COMPANY
ORDER #0034 — DRAFT

Monitor Lizard (HL-LIZ-001) × 1100 HYPE
Shipping — from the monitorFREE
Total100 HYPE

Payment accepted: HYPE, USDC, shitcoins, eggs.

* item remains on the monitor

Contract — HYPEREVM

PLACEHOLDER_CONTRACT_ADDRESS

Always verify the contract before you buy.

Buy on Dexscreener ↗

How to buy

  1. Open Dexscreener
  2. Paste the correct $PLUSH contract address
  3. Swap. The lizard stays in the cart

More venues at launch.

Always check the CA before you buy.